This showed up on a media site I subscribe to that amalgamates vehicle news from around the world. The, er, heavily modified vehicle is coming up for auction, the property of a “famous footballer (soccer, that is) who wishes to remain anonymous.”

If I owned this thing I’d want to remain anonymous too. Yet clearly he didn’t care about anonymity while he owned it.

Why would someone do this to an SUV? Just buy an AMG sedan!